1 00:00:01,077 --> 00:00:04,225 ♪ We are the Crystal Gems ♪ 2 00:00:04,249 --> 00:00:06,770 ♪ we'll always save the day ♪ 3 00:00:06,831 --> 00:00:08,903 ♪ and if you think we can't ♪ 4 00:00:08,905 --> 00:00:11,772 ♪ we'll always find a way ♪ 5 00:00:11,774 --> 00:00:15,674 - - 6 00:00:15,678 --> 00:00:17,945 - - 7 00:00:18,047 --> 00:00:20,848 - - 8 00:00:20,850 --> 00:00:22,517 ♪ And Steven! ♪ 9 00:00:23,626 --> 00:00:25,319 S02E06 "Shirt Club" 10 00:00:25,323 --> 00:00:27,588 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 11 00:00:47,624 --> 00:00:52,895 Pearl?! Amethyst?! Garnet?! 12 00:00:53,297 --> 00:00:55,864 You don't have to yell, Steven. We're right here. 13 00:00:55,866 --> 00:00:58,233 I know, but I finished this drawing, and I 14 00:00:58,235 --> 00:00:59,368 wanted to show it to you. 15 00:00:59,370 --> 00:01:03,572 - Oh! Uh, of course. - All right! 16 00:01:03,574 --> 00:01:07,943 Ha ha! Guitar Dad teaches you guitar! 17 00:01:07,945 --> 00:01:10,379 - What is that? - It's my dad! 18 00:01:10,381 --> 00:01:11,480 He's going to start teaching 19 00:01:11,482 --> 00:01:14,082 guitar lessons, and he made me his P.R. department. 20 00:01:14,084 --> 00:01:17,519 - What's that stuff in his mouth? - Those are his teeth. 21 00:01:17,521 --> 00:01:19,154 What are the lightning bolts for? 22 00:01:19,156 --> 00:01:21,924 Uh... well, I-I was trying to show 23 00:01:21,926 --> 00:01:24,126 that dad really rocks on the guitar, and ... 24 00:01:24,128 --> 00:01:27,029 Then there should be rocks falling out of the guitar. 25 00:01:27,031 --> 00:01:30,165 I hear what you're saying, but it's too late for notes. 26 00:01:30,167 --> 00:01:31,934 This is permanent marker. 27 00:01:33,670 --> 00:01:36,505 - Mm-hmm! - What's that cute flyer for, Steven? 28 00:01:36,507 --> 00:01:38,707 It's for my dad! He'll teach you guitar. 29 00:01:38,709 --> 00:01:41,543 You guys want to sign up? My dad's really good! 30 00:01:41,545 --> 00:01:43,396 Maybe I'll stop by and check it out. 31 00:01:43,397 --> 00:01:46,481 Here, let me give you a flyer and ... 32 00:01:49,052 --> 00:01:51,553 - Welcome to the big donut! - Hey, Buck! 33 00:01:51,554 --> 00:01:54,323 Oh! What? Buck, Buck, Bu-u-u-u-ck! 34 00:01:54,325 --> 00:01:56,425 Ha ha! What's going on, man? 35 00:01:56,427 --> 00:01:58,894 What can we get for you today? 36 00:02:02,632 --> 00:02:05,634 - Can I get a caprese salad? - Oh, sorry, Buck, 37 00:02:05,635 --> 00:02:08,103 - we only serve don... - Do-nut worry, Buck! 38 00:02:08,105 --> 00:02:11,073 I'll whip you up a salad ... no sweat! I'll be right back! 39 00:02:11,075 --> 00:02:14,243 Lars, we don't even have vegetables here! 40 00:02:15,545 --> 00:02:19,681 - Heh, what's a Guitar Dad? - Like my flyer? It's for my dad! 41 00:02:19,683 --> 00:02:22,117 He'll teach you guitar! 42 00:02:22,119 --> 00:02:26,321 Here, take one of these with you! Actually, just wear it! 43 00:02:28,492 --> 00:02:32,461 - Are you ticklish? - This would make a rad shirt, man. 44 00:02:32,463 --> 00:02:36,231 - Really? - Yeah! Let's make your flyer into T-shirts! 45 00:02:36,233 --> 00:02:38,667 Oh, man! My dad would love that! 46 00:02:38,669 --> 00:02:42,304 Gimme five on it. Oh, you missed. 47 00:02:42,306 --> 00:02:44,006 Ho! I think it's swell you're 48 00:02:44,008 --> 00:02:45,574 returning to the family business, son! 49 00:02:45,576 --> 00:02:48,343 Gonna help the old man get re-elected again, eh? 50 00:02:48,345 --> 00:02:51,246 - Aw, son! - Ugh! 51 00:02:51,248 --> 00:02:53,448 It's not for campaign stuff, dad. 52 00:02:53,450 --> 00:02:55,284 Steven and I are making art. 53 00:02:56,153 --> 00:02:57,786 Art! 54 00:02:57,788 --> 00:03:00,289 Art, huh? I don't understand it myself, 55 00:03:00,291 --> 00:03:03,091 but a boy's got to have interests and ambitions! 56 00:03:05,062 --> 00:03:07,396 This stuff can be used to make T-shirts? 57 00:03:07,398 --> 00:03:10,365 Oh, yeah, I've got all the latest, state-of-the-art 58 00:03:10,367 --> 00:03:12,918 screen-printing equipment from years of 59 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:15,470 campaigning and other some-such mayorly things. 60 00:03:15,472 --> 00:03:19,241 Like this week, I'm commemorating a bench! 61 00:03:19,243 --> 00:03:23,111 "Welcome to... 'Bench' City"? Thrifty! 62 00:03:24,248 --> 00:03:27,149 - Dad, you can't use this! - Why not? 63 00:03:27,151 --> 00:03:30,652 You know, I got to "gank dat" youth vote, boyeeee! 64 00:03:30,654 --> 00:03:34,790 - Dad, stop. - What's this? 65 00:03:34,792 --> 00:03:38,827 What have you got there? 66 00:03:38,829 --> 00:03:41,496 I haven't seen this in years! 67 00:03:41,498 --> 00:03:43,732 Remember when you drew this, Buck? 68 00:03:43,734 --> 00:03:46,535 You couldn't wait to show it off to all your little 69 00:03:46,537 --> 00:03:49,171 - montessori friends. - Okay, dad! Thanks for all your help. 70 00:03:49,173 --> 00:03:51,406 - See you later! Bye. - All right, kids! 71 00:03:51,408 --> 00:03:54,242 I mean, peace in the Middle East, Holmes! 72 00:03:54,244 --> 00:04:00,515 - So cool. - Let's just get started already. 73 00:04:16,733 --> 00:04:20,369 - Swag. - Now everyone's gonna want lessons from dad! 74 00:04:20,371 --> 00:04:22,738 This is bigger than your dad, Steven. It's art. 75 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:25,474 And it's gonna flood the public consciousness. 76 00:04:25,476 --> 00:04:27,809 Well, let's start handing them out! 77 00:04:27,811 --> 00:04:30,278 Too simple. We need to get controversial. 78 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:33,715 We need to create ... Boom! ... a scene. 79 00:04:33,717 --> 00:04:36,251 Scanning for targets. 80 00:04:36,253 --> 00:04:38,787 T-shirt cannon loaded and ready! 81 00:04:38,789 --> 00:04:41,723 Beep, beep, beep... bibibibi! 82 00:04:41,725 --> 00:04:46,661 - Sour Cream sighted! - Wom wom... wom wom wom. 83 00:04:46,663 --> 00:04:49,498 Get ready! Take aim! 84 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:54,169 - And.. - Womp womp womp... womp! 85 00:04:54,171 --> 00:04:58,840 What in the world? Oh, this is the coolest thing 86 00:04:58,842 --> 00:05:01,243 I've ever been hit in the head with! 87 00:05:01,245 --> 00:05:03,745 Ronaldo spotted. Take aim! 88 00:05:05,548 --> 00:05:08,850 Whoa! What the heck?! Huh? 89 00:05:08,852 --> 00:05:10,185 Whoa! Weird! 90 00:05:10,187 --> 00:05:15,390 Some kind of extraterrestrial space dad guitar shirt? 91 00:05:15,392 --> 00:05:20,162 So, you've finally decided to make first contact, huh? 92 00:05:20,164 --> 00:05:22,164 Where are you?! 93 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:25,133 Lars sighted. Take aim! 94 00:05:26,335 --> 00:05:30,939 Youch! What the... What is this garbage? 95 00:05:30,940 --> 00:05:33,241 Buck made this? 96 00:05:35,846 --> 00:05:39,147 This is hilarious! Thanks, Buck! 97 00:05:39,149 --> 00:05:41,500 Cheers! 98 00:05:41,501 --> 00:05:43,852 Buck, this was such a good idea! 99 00:05:43,854 --> 00:05:47,355 I don't know why we didn't collaborate on a project sooner! 100 00:05:47,357 --> 00:05:48,957 This will make my dad so happy! 101 00:05:48,959 --> 00:05:51,860 I can't wait to see the look on his face when I stop by later. 102 00:05:51,862 --> 00:05:55,163 Yeah. Should be good for a laugh. 103 00:05:55,165 --> 00:05:56,665 Huh? Why would it be good for a ... 104 00:05:57,367 --> 00:06:01,903 - Girl! Check out my new shirt! - It's really cute! 105 00:06:01,905 --> 00:06:03,505 - Where'd you get it? - I don't know. 106 00:06:03,507 --> 00:06:05,740 It just landed in front of me when I was out walking. 107 00:06:05,742 --> 00:06:08,810 Well, if I were you, I wouldn't wear some random shirt 108 00:06:08,812 --> 00:06:12,314 that just fell out of the sky. What if there were bugs in it? 109 00:06:12,316 --> 00:06:14,850 Relax! Who cares where it came from? 110 00:06:14,852 --> 00:06:18,487 This shirt is the funniest thing I've seen in my life! 111 00:06:18,489 --> 00:06:21,256 Looks like our shirt has a really good buzz going. 112 00:06:21,258 --> 00:06:23,925 Yeah, but I think they think it's a joke. 113 00:06:23,927 --> 00:06:26,237 Heh. The only thing that's important 114 00:06:26,274 --> 00:06:28,172 is that they're talking about it. 115 00:06:28,207 --> 00:06:33,268 - That's how real art works. - Oh, well, I-I guess you're right. 116 00:06:33,270 --> 00:06:37,439 - Uh, how's this? - Ha ha ha. So bad. 117 00:06:37,441 --> 00:06:39,774 Okay! Let's get started with the first lesson! 118 00:06:39,776 --> 00:06:42,244 Have a seat and grab a ... Where you going? 119 00:06:42,246 --> 00:06:45,881 Oh, uh, I guess he got an important text or something. 120 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:48,450 - How's it been going today? - Really great! 121 00:06:48,452 --> 00:06:50,719 Lots of people have been coming by, thanks to your 122 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,954 - T-shirts, little guy. - That's great, dad! 123 00:06:52,956 --> 00:06:56,391 - I'm really glad I could help ... - Yoo-hoo! Guitar Dad! 124 00:06:56,393 --> 00:07:00,562 I just wanted to say I think you're wonderful and hilarious! 125 00:07:00,564 --> 00:07:02,581 Uh... thank you? 126 00:07:02,582 --> 00:07:04,599 Huh. That's kind of strange. 127 00:07:04,601 --> 00:07:07,402 - What is? - Well, lots of people have 128 00:07:07,404 --> 00:07:10,472 stopped by, but no one's taken a lesson yet. 129 00:07:10,474 --> 00:07:12,941 - What? Really?! - Ah, maybe they're just 130 00:07:12,943 --> 00:07:14,476 checking out the scene before 131 00:07:14,478 --> 00:07:18,402 they come back to get a real lesson! 132 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:23,018 - Buck! - Hey, there's my main man. 133 00:07:23,019 --> 00:07:24,853 The shirts aren't working, Buck! 134 00:07:24,855 --> 00:07:26,588 Yeah, they are. People love 'em. 135 00:07:26,590 --> 00:07:29,624 But nobody wants guitar lessons from my dad! 136 00:07:29,626 --> 00:07:33,395 - That's not the point. - What?! Then what is the point? 137 00:07:33,397 --> 00:07:36,298 The point is, it's an amazing shirt. 138 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:38,466 Aw, my drawing's not that good. 139 00:07:39,369 --> 00:07:42,370 - Yeah, no. It's terrible. - What?! 140 00:07:42,372 --> 00:07:45,307 That's what's so great about it. Your work is so naive. 141 00:07:45,309 --> 00:07:47,976 You really love your dad. It's funny. 142 00:07:47,978 --> 00:07:51,813 I... I don't want to make these shirts anymore. 143 00:07:51,815 --> 00:07:55,450 Too bad, Steven. It's so current, you can't stop it. 144 00:07:55,452 --> 00:07:58,987 I'm a taste maker, and I'm gonna keep making tastes... 145 00:07:58,989 --> 00:08:01,656 - forever. - Forever? 146 00:08:01,658 --> 00:08:03,892 Well, forever, after I go to my dad's lame bench 147 00:08:03,894 --> 00:08:07,829 commemoration. Peace. 148 00:08:10,567 --> 00:08:12,968 - Garnet! Pearl! Amethyst! - Steven! 149 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:15,337 - What is it?! - Whoa, where's the fire?! 150 00:08:15,339 --> 00:08:18,006 It's an emergency! You have to help me get rid 151 00:08:18,008 --> 00:08:19,841 of all the shirts and stop Buck from making more! 152 00:08:19,843 --> 00:08:21,776 Have the shirts come to life and possessed the bodies 153 00:08:21,778 --> 00:08:23,778 - of their wearers? - No, they just ... 154 00:08:23,780 --> 00:08:26,381 Are people catching on fire when they put on 155 00:08:26,383 --> 00:08:28,483 - the magic shirts? - No, no, th-they're just ... 156 00:08:28,485 --> 00:08:30,685 Are the shirts destroying the wearers' wills to 157 00:08:30,687 --> 00:08:32,053 continue on in this mortal coil, 158 00:08:32,055 --> 00:08:35,123 - thereby shutting down Beach City?! - No!! 159 00:08:35,125 --> 00:08:36,658 They're... They're just 160 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:39,628 using my art in a way I don't agree with. 161 00:08:39,630 --> 00:08:42,130 - Oh. - Eh, we'll pass. 162 00:08:42,132 --> 00:08:45,600 What?! But... But, I really need your help! 163 00:08:45,602 --> 00:08:48,870 Steven, this sounds like a very abstract problem. 164 00:08:48,872 --> 00:08:50,705 It's not something we can punch. 165 00:08:50,707 --> 00:08:54,676 You must learn to help yourself. That's how you become stronger. 166 00:08:54,678 --> 00:08:57,045 - Good point, good point. - Oh, absolutely. 167 00:08:57,047 --> 00:09:00,548 - But! - You'll figure something out, Steven! 168 00:09:00,550 --> 00:09:03,952 Yes, why not dust off those conflict-resolution skills! 169 00:09:03,954 --> 00:09:05,520 Let your problem be known. 170 00:09:05,522 --> 00:09:07,822 Then you can work towards an understanding. 171 00:09:07,824 --> 00:09:11,426 Oh, I'll make him understand. 172 00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:17,216 - I'll make them all understand! - Eh, he'll be fine. 173 00:09:17,251 --> 00:09:19,701 Okay. Is everyone here? 174 00:09:21,004 --> 00:09:24,773 Hello! I was supposed to write a speech to, 175 00:09:24,775 --> 00:09:28,294 um, commemorate this, uh, new bench, but 176 00:09:28,295 --> 00:09:31,813 what had happened was I ran out of printer ink in 177 00:09:31,815 --> 00:09:34,816 my printer that I keep at home. 178 00:09:34,818 --> 00:09:37,886 So, I went to the store and wouldn't you know it? 179 00:09:37,888 --> 00:09:40,655 They didn't carry the brand I was looking for, so... 180 00:09:40,657 --> 00:09:42,123 - Bye! - ...I called up a buddy of 181 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:43,391 mine who owed me a... 182 00:09:43,393 --> 00:09:47,696 few political favors, and he wasn't home! 183 00:09:47,698 --> 00:09:49,731 Look out! 184 00:09:49,733 --> 00:09:52,129 No! 185 00:09:56,973 --> 00:10:00,729 I've been... shirt! 186 00:10:12,755 --> 00:10:17,532 Buck... did you make this? 187 00:10:19,663 --> 00:10:22,564 This shirt is genius! 188 00:10:22,566 --> 00:10:25,166 This is way funnier than Guitar Dad! 189 00:10:28,138 --> 00:10:32,323 This bench is actually pretty comfortable. 190 00:10:33,803 --> 00:10:36,955 Anyone else stop by for lessons today? 191 00:10:36,956 --> 00:10:40,108 So far, no, but, I'm sure it'll pick up tomorrow! 192 00:10:40,110 --> 00:10:43,612 Yeah, I'm sure it will. This is for you, by the way. 193 00:10:43,614 --> 00:10:46,681 This is the last one, so it's super-limited edition! 194 00:10:46,683 --> 00:10:49,384 Aw, sweet! Thanks, Steven! 195 00:10:49,386 --> 00:10:53,421 Yo, Steven, just wanted to say, uh, I'm sorry for what 196 00:10:53,423 --> 00:10:57,092 - I did and uh... - It's okay, Buck. 197 00:10:57,094 --> 00:10:59,394 You don't have to say any more than that. 198 00:10:59,396 --> 00:11:02,364 You're a cool cat, Steven Universe. 199 00:11:02,366 --> 00:11:03,765 Hey, Mister "U."? 200 00:11:03,767 --> 00:11:06,134 You want to take a picture with me or some junk? 201 00:11:06,136 --> 00:11:07,569 No way, man. 202 00:11:07,571 --> 00:11:11,225 I want a lesson... from Guitar Dad! 203 00:11:11,341 --> 00:11:14,008 sync and correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~